Ricky Wilson
Full name: Charles Richard Wilson
Position: Singer
Age: 25
Qualifications: I have my own microphone
Previous experience: I was in a one man band until I left
I deserve to get this job because: I’m a go-getter
Describe yourself in three words: Very, very happy
Other useful information: Folkestone is the fourth largest port in Great Britain
Simon Rix
Full name: James Simon Rix
Position: Bassist
Age: 324 months
Qualifications: BSc (Hons) Mathematics/Geography
Previous experience: Previous bands include: Ex Presidents, Carrier Bag, Tonic, Absolute State, Porsche, Fools Parade, Me and the Muffintops, Artex, The Puke, Hooligal Soup and Snow Patrol
I deserve to get this job because: Jim left…
Describe yourself in three words: Big curly wand
Other useful information: 34” leg
Nick "Peanut" Baines
Full name: Peanut
Position: Keyboard player
Age: 25
Qualifications: Small, dork and handsome
Previous experience: I have kissed over five girls
I deserve to get this job because: The hat fits
Describe yourself in three words: Man in hat
Other useful information: Leeds is equidistant from Newcastle and Leicester (I think…)
Andrew "Whitey" White
Full name: Andrew “Whitey” White
Position: Guitarist
Age: Cheeky!!!!
Qualifications: None
Previous experience: Impish Grin, Chalet, Charva, Runston Parva, Parva, Rocky IV, Kaiser Chiefs
I deserve to get this job because: I don’t think I deserve to get it
Describe yourself in three words: Tired excitable nervous
Other useful information: None
Nick Hodgson
Full name: Nicholas James David Hodgson
Position: Drummer
Age: 25
Qualifications: Over a decade of drumming, equivalent to at least a post-graduate diploma
Previous experience: drummer with: Strawberry Jam (me and Simon), The Ex Presidents (Me and Simon), Tonic (me, Simon and Peanut), Runston Parva (all of us)
I deserve to get this job because: I’m a trier
Describe yourself in three words: Stable ambitious drummer
Other useful information: I sometimes wear sunglasses indoors. I have a new shirt which is more like a blouse. I sometimes feel a bit saucy on stage.

