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#15 Johnny Lloyd, Tribes
Paying through the nose for lager? Got some poo on your head? Then you’re not following Johnny Lloyd’s festival advice… Read More »
#14 Guy Connelly, Clock Opera
Guy from Clock Opera on eternal Thursdays, double decker trains and the wistful romance on an unsent letter… Read More »
#13 Marina Diamandis
In her own words: she’s got “fat legs”, she daydreams about Tesco, and if you give her something to hold she’ll probably put it in her mouth. It’s Marina Diamandis…
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#12 Andrew W.K.
Nosebleed-prone party-starter Andrew WK talks dieting, death and onstage defecation… Read More »
#11 Simon Pegg
Ocado ambassador, and general International LOL-inducing actorman Simon Pegg tells us when it’s OK to punch a minor… Read More »
#10 Tim Wheeler, Ash
Tim Wheeler has a joke that’s as regular as the World Cup. Click here to read it… Read More »
#9 Zac Hanson, Hanson
He buys milk by the gallon, he thinks Volvos are “luxury”, and he’s dead (according to the US press). Meet Hanson’s drummer, Zac Hanson… Read More »
#8 Mark Oliver Everett, Eels
Annoyed by World Peace, displeased with the misapplication of pesto, and a fan of Shabba Ranks. It’s Eels maindude Mark Oliver Everett…
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#7 Suggs, Madness
Madness frontman Suggs on the benefits of VHS, heinously expensive milk and breaking Rod Stewart’s mantelpiece… Read More »
#6 Tom Meighan, Kasabian
“Tiny” Tom Meighan of “pop psychedelic” trailblazers Kasabian hopes he isn’t pregnant, admits that puppets “blow his mind”, and that he once bought a very expensive bicycle… Read More »
#5 Calvin Harris
We already knew that he got all the girls. Now we know Calvin Harris’ thoughts on changing room etiquette, halibut and alternative uses for Gordon Ramsay’s face… Read More »

